Today I finished a lip balm. I didn't lose it, or leave it in my pocket and have it go through the wash, and come out all wonky and weird tasting. I finished a lip balm. I know none of my friends have accomplished such a feat.
I'm thinking of calling "The Guinness Book Of Records."
And may I say, finishing a lip balm makes me feel all growed up.
- Someone call Ripley's: Believe It Or Not
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