erika_sanely

Is it safe to talk about that time you turned up at my house in the dead of night with a truckload of bubble wrap or are the police still making their enquiries?

I tell you I was framed! The police have gotten off my case about it, and are finally following through on the lead I gave them. I swear that I was given the keys to that truck by a one-armed man. He told me he was working for PETB (Protection and Ethical treatment of Bubblewrap) - I thought and still believe I was doing the community a service.

Damn one-armed people. :shakes fist that's not popping bubblewrap:

Showing off your tattoo of Jerry Lewis to those guys in Prague. I told you to save it for Paris, but would you listen? Noooo.

Paris-Schmaris. Besides, while you were in the bathroom, the tall guy told me he had a birthmark that looked like Snape on his behind. He would only show me if I showed him Jerry.

Whats a girl to do????