The best thing about being on holidays is sending text messages to your friends when you know that they're at work. It's mean, but fun.
Spent two days at the Australian Open. Saw all the players I wanted to see - Federer, Serena Williams, Milfons, Haas, Beck, Sharapova and Agassi. On the tam back into the city Lleyton Hewitt's car pulled along side us.
And as a big plus, I managed to not get a sun burn!!!! That, my friends, is an accomplishment worth noting.
Back in my home-town now, staying at my parents. It's weird that no matter how old you get, your parents always seem to think you're about 6 or 7. My Dad won't let me have a glass or mug near the lounge in case I spill whatever liquid I'm drinking. I am almost 30 - I think I've learned how to drink without using either a sipper-cup or a bib by now.
While in Melbourne we went to the Kylie Minogue Exhibitition and to the Musical Saturday Night Fever Kylie Minogue has the smallest arse I have ever seen. She could sit on a cracker and still have room for dip. The musical..... I dunno, but I honestly hadn't realised that there was very little plot to the story. Just a lot of pelvic thrusting and crotch caressing happening. The music and dancing was top-notch though. I thinkin' the musical was missing Travolta. That role is all his.
And that's all I got right now. I think it's time for a nap on the lounge while watching more tennis on the telly.
