1 - I shalt not get arrested.
2 - I shalt not streak at the football.
3 - I shalt not eat food that has a name I cannot pronounce.
4 - I shalt one day spend the entire day in my pyjamas and not feel guilty for it.
5 - I shalt call my friends more often.
6 - I shalt not forget my friends birthdays, or confuse my friends birthdays.
7 - Moisturise.
8 - Go to the gym.