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Little Bits Of Nothing.
Hungry by heuradys
I just bought some pyjamas with the phrase "Great In Bed" emblazoned on the singlet top. I'm feeling a touch naughty and cheeky as a result. Because honestly -? It's been that long since I've been in the situation where that phrase has been vaild that I've forgotten who gets tied up and who wears the peanut butter while barking Hamlet's monologue.

Seriously - the one thing I hate about sex (the only thing I hate about it really) is todays entertainment industry. There's nothing you can say during a bout of bedroom olympics that doesn't sound incredibly cliched. Everything you want to say, could say, would say has been said. Usually by Tom Cruise or Cameron Diaz or a German Sheperd, depending on the kink of your choice. And when they say it they have bettter lighting, and a better soundtrack than "The Price Is Right Supershowcase" playing on the television in the corner of the living room.

Does anyone know where I'm going with this? 'Cause I have no frickin' idea. I was just writing a little nothing spamish post about my brand-new jimjams and have been derailed by a moan about incredibly attractive people taking all the best lines from we normal people. I'd best stop now, before someone loses an eye.