Seriously - the one thing I hate about sex (the only thing I hate about it really) is todays entertainment industry. There's nothing you can say during a bout of bedroom olympics that doesn't sound incredibly cliched. Everything you want to say, could say, would say has been said. Usually by Tom Cruise or Cameron Diaz or a German Sheperd, depending on the kink of your choice. And when they say it they have bettter lighting, and a better soundtrack than "The Price Is Right Supershowcase" playing on the television in the corner of the living room.
Does anyone know where I'm going with this? 'Cause I have no frickin' idea. I was just writing a little nothing spamish post about my brand-new jimjams and have been derailed by a moan about incredibly attractive people taking all the best lines from we normal people. I'd best stop now, before someone loses an eye.
