This year I have been a good girl. A very good girl. I haven't hurt any small animals, I never streaked at the football. I didn't even get arrested for anything I did or didn't do. And all those pressies under my tree - haven't touched 'em. Haven't poked 'em, or even given them a shake to see what sound they make.
So, this year I would like only one thing under my tree from you. Just one, that's all.
Could I please have Orlando Bloom and 2 kilometres of bubble wrap this year? Please? Pretty please??
I'll even leave the good beer and imported choccies for you if you do.