Today I did a weak acid sample, got the result and found the guy who wanted the result talking to Crusty. I was in a playful mood, so I went in and said
"Gentlemen, the number is between (dramtic pause) 28.9 and 29.0. Crusty you may begin."
Crusty clapped (I swear he's seven) and said "28.4" I looked dramatically at my hand as though I have a piece of paper in my hand with the number on it, shook my head and said "Higher."
Guy said "29.7"
I shook my head and said "I repeat - the result is between 28.0 and 29.0"
"He's turn is gone! It's mine again!" Crusty butted in. We take our "Price is Right" very seriously. Very.
I nod - dramatically, of course - and Crusty thinks for a moment. "28.6" he says.
I look at my hand once more, took a breath dramtically and said "Higher."
Guy thinks for a moment and says "28.1"
Hmmm, now I don't know about you but I'm pretty sure that a) 29.7 is higher than 29.0 and 28.1 is lower than 28.6.
People scare me. I hope this guy doesn't breed.