Erika Sanely (erika_sanely) wrote,
Erika Sanely
erika_sanely

Penis Joke

Bad day at work - this joke may very well have kept me from stabbing superisor in the eye with a contaminated spatula.



Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why
the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study
took two years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that
the reason the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is
to provide the man with more pleasure during sex.

After the results were published, the French declared that the
British were wrong and decided to conduct their own study of the
same subject. After three years of research and a cost in excess
of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a man's penis is
larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more sexual
pleasure.

When the results of the French study were released, Australia
decided to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three weeks of
intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Aussie study
was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his
hand from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

Penis' are funny.
Subscribe

  • Because sometimes it's nice to know

    I think you're pretty awesome. You're on my flist for a reason, and that's because I find you interesting and funny and I enjoy reading…

  • (no subject)

    I've been doing a lot of thinking about friendships and the march of time since a friend from high school passed away a couple of weeks ago. We…

  • (no subject)

    A friend's teenage daughter is teaching me and another friend Portuguese. (She did a year exchange in Brazil, and when she came back we asked for…

  • Post a new comment

    Error

    Anonymous comments are disabled in this journal

    default userpic

    Your reply will be screened

    Your IP address will be recorded 

  • 1 comment