It gives me chills just thinking about that drooly goodness.
Why has this movie not been made? Are TPTB insane?!? You'd grab the men with the action, and you'd grab the women with the singlets.
Edit Upon further thinking, even having the actors speaking during this movie would be optional. Just Vin Diesel, The Rock, and them beating up bad guys getting sweaty and tearing up those once-white singlets.