"I love a bit of homoeroticisim. Two good looking guys together - that just gives me two happys."
And while they all laughed at me, no one batted an eye. That's either because they all secretly read slash (which is doubtful) or the two guys I used as an example of a two happy deal were Brad Pitt and Orlando Bloom. Either way, it was a happy slash-fan moment for me in RL