While making the IT department giggle, writing out your IT help request in poem form will not mean an immediate response. My IT request below (not great – or even good – but I was working within a time limit, and it wasn’t for something I had pre-planned a poem for. It doesn’t scan all that well. But! I gave it a go, and even The Fish* thought it was funny.)
The workload I have is becoming obscene,
And I am in want of a-nother screen.
If you could help make me go from one to two,
I will be happier than the monkeys in zoos!
The Fish is the head of the IT department. His last name is Whiting. Geddit? He is what you would called a stereotypical IT person.
