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Who did you last get angry with?: A guy at work who made a mess and just expected me to clean up after him
What is your weapon of choice?: Harsh words
Would you hit a member of the opposite sex?: I have. But I wish I hadn’t, and I would try not to again.
How about of the same sex?: Maybe. It would depend on the circumstances
Who was the last person who got really angry at you?: I’m a fairly clueless person, so I only have a vague idea.
What is your pet peeve?: People in cafes and take away places not wearing gloves while making my food.
Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily?: I keep ‘em, and I let ‘em fester.
What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time?: Go to the gym. Haven’t been in months.
What is the latest you've ever woken up?: Noon
Name a person you've been meaning to call, but haven't: My grandmother
What is the last lame excuse you made?: I didn’t get the message
Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through (one of the long ones)?: Yep.
When was the last time you got a good workout?: I went for a walk last week. But a proper workout? Over a month?
How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today?: Never. I get up my the clock tells me to.
What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice? Caffine wise- Tall Skinny Chai Latte. Alcohol – Squashed Frogs
Mat eaters: Nothing better than a nice bit of cow. Bring it – I’m ready
What/when is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event?: On a holiday in Greece I had to crawl back to my room – drank so much I couldn’t stand.
Have you ever used a professional diet company?: Yep
Do you have an issue with your weight?: Always. Most of the time it’s in my head though.
Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods?: Salty.
Have you ever looked at a small house pet or child and thought, "LUNCH?": No.
How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)?: Ummm….8
How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family)?: 3
Have you ever caught yourself staring at a member of the opposite sex?: All the bloody time.
Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute?: No
Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy?: No.
Is love at first sight really lust?: I think so.
How many credit cards do you own?: 2.
What's your guilty pleasure store?: Borders.
If you had $1 million, what would you do with it?: Back pack around Ireland. Buy a unit in Sydney
Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks?: Maybe.
Have you ever stolen anything?: I once shop lifted green beans.
How many MP3s are on your hard drive?: Not many.
What one thing have you done that you're most proud of?: Left my hometown to move somewhere that no one knew me
What one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of?: Become my own person. They tell me all the time how proud they am of my independence and my career.
What thing would you like to accomplish in your life? : I’d like to be happy and content.
Do you get annoyed by coming in second place?: Nope.
Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors?: I rule in trivia. Take me on if you dare.
Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score?: If we’re counting computerized Yahtzee, then yes.
What did you do today that you're proud of?: Re-organized my wardrobe.
What item (or characteristic) of your friends would you most want to have for your own?: A friend’s dog called Pol. He rocks.
Who would you want to go on "trading spaces" with?: My brother. He knows me well, but would put his own touch on things.
If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be?: A swedish tennis player. Or an Olsen twin.
Have you ever been cheated on?: No.
Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own?: A smaller chin. And a ‘Britney Spears’ stomach
Finally, what is your favorite deadly sin?: Sloth
And I think I've worked out the best way to fic all the scandals that are happening in Australian sport at the moment. Take it all back to the Amatuer level. You have all these people with nothing to do all day but be worshipped by kids and grown men. They get ridiculous amounts of money for 80 minutes a week work. Take that money away from them, so at least they have to find something to do with their time. Keep 'em busy doing everyday normal stuff, and maybe (we could only hope) it would be enough to make them realise that They. Are. Not. Gods. The sexual abuse that these guys get away with has to stop.
I have no idea where that came from. I hadn't planned on making statements about that here. But hey - I'll leave it here.