April 11th, 2012

My Tree thanks to slodwick

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TL;DR I am an unromantic tight-arse. Please, if you ever invite me to a wedding, add an addendum saying “I know how you feel about weddings, so this invite is more about saying you’re my friend and less about you actually coming to the wedding. Just work out what you’d spend on coming, and give half that money to one of the following charities in our name.”