March 8th, 2011

Don't blame me

I can't believe I'm coming out of hibernation for this....

Had a conversation at work today during lunch. You don't need to know the context of the conversation to truly 'appreciate' this sentence a friend said.

"When I got on a chair to clean to blood off the ceiling, I couldn't work out why the socks that were flying around on the ceiling fan were hurting my head when they hit me until I realised that they were full of limes."

There are so many disturbing things in that sentence. Man I love my friends.