Good people of LiveJournal! I"ve looked everywhere I can think of. Please, some suggestions on where else I should look would be very very handy. I'm serious here people! If you've ever misplaced something, and found it in the oddest spot, now would be the time to speak up! Help me Obi-Wan! You're my only hope!
ETA: I've just looked in the microwave in search of the glasses. This alone should tell you how desperate I am becoming.
ETA the second: Found 'em! They were behind the telephone table underneath the cords. And they're the same colour as the phone cords, which is why they 'weren't there' when I glanced down there the five previous times.