Note to the entire world: I am a single woman. This does not make me a freak. And saying to me "We'll have to find you someone; how old are you anyway?" and then you keep going on and on naming men I should go out with purely because they are also single (never mind the fact that they are lecherous and 30 years older than me) will only make me want to stick blunted forks into your eyeballs.
I think this afternoon I shall find a job that needs me to use a hammer and take out my frustrations in a more non-violent manner.