A live baby duck is in my house.*
It is now hiding behind my tv cabinet. I've called friends; all were useless. I am going to try to the local WIRES branch and see if they can help.
How is this my life??
ETA: Half an hour later the duck has been caught. (I know I shouldn't name a wild animal, but he shall forever be known as Joe Duck Duck. Jonah D Duck when he's in proper society.) The WIRES rep should be here in half and hour to take him off my hands. For the moment he is in a beanie in a shoebox which is sitting on a hot water bottle.
*The boys didn't bring the duck in. He came in all by himself like he was a grown-up. Silly Duck.