You know it's going to be a good day at work when the resident freak* nearly gets into a rumble with the stores officer over the freak's underwear. Though? A hint to the dickwad -? Don't get in someones face over not being here to give you your underwear because they've been away for 4 days, when the reason that they are away is that they went to their Mother-in-law's funeral. 'Cause I don't know about anyone else, but I'm pretty sure that family deaths trump cheap underwear no matter where you are.
*This is the same guy that once told us how he burnt his nipple. He's the kind of guy you look at, and think "I've always wondered what a cat torturer would look like. Now I know."
