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Screwing with people's minds
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erika_sanely
Last week I got a haircut. I started with what I like to call "Snape-hair". You know the look; incredibly long fringe at the front. It was probably the same length as Snape's. Finally got sick of trying to grow it out, so I got it cut when I got my colour redone. It's now somewhere between Daniel Jackson's length in Season 4 and Sam Carter's hair when she's not trying to get into Jack's pants. So the difference is noticable.

So anyway, this dropkick at work asked what, quite frankly, was a stupid question. "Did you get your hair cut?" Now listen, you could tell it was cut; there was no way it wasn't cut. Instead of going "Oh. You got your hair cut." He had to ask to make sure. So I did what anyone would do.

I looked him straight in the eye.
I looked like I was thinking really deeply about it.
And then I said. "Nup. Why?"

You should have seen the look on his face. Priceless. He couldn't back out of it either. He knew he'd asked a stupid question. I knew he had asked a stupid question. He deserved it.

That's like the time someone saw me writing. Right handers always ask "Oh! Are you left handed?" like it's this rare talent. I am left handed - why else would I be using my left hand to write? Once, I answered the "Are you left handed?" question with "No. I'm just practising in the event I have a stroke and lose the ability to use my right side."

I'm a cruel and evil person to those who ask stupid questions.

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I'm a cruel and evil person to those who ask stupid questions.

Indeed, but lord, do they deserve it. ;-)

That's like the time someone saw me writing. Right handers always ask "Oh! Are you left handed?"

::scratching head:: I can't imagine anyone, even we righties, asking that question. Maybe that person was particularly stupid??

I get asked the left handed question at least once a month. The majority of the time by right handers who are amazed at my left handedness. Sometimes lefties ask, but that's rarer.
Of course, stupid people come in all shapes, colours and dexterous-ness, so it could just be a conincidence that they're right handed. :g:

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